ARROGANT PLAYBOY

PLAYBOY. Noun. A moneyed man who spends his time enjoying himself, especially one who acts irresponsibly or is sexually promiscuous. Synonyms: ladies man, philanderer, womanizer. See Also: Beckham King. BECKHAM KING. Noun. Synonyms: None. Vanity wrapped in arrogance and tied with a wicked-intentioned bow. Obnoxiously attractive. Wildly talented in the sack. Everything a girl could want in a one-night stand. Don’t ask him to commit. Don’t expect a phone call. You only get one night. And God forbid you’re the one girl deemed worthy of a reprise... Because you won’t stand a chance. When an arrogant playboy’s mind is set, there’s abso-f*cking-lutely no changing it.