Death is Only a Theoretical Concept

When Steve Nakamura is dared to seduce a vampire in return for his birthday present, he thinks it will be easy. Scrub up, find a hot undead girl, kiss her, earn enough money for a new car stereo. Simple. Abe Browning, however, is surely undead and just as surely not a girl, but that�s the last thing Steve needs to worry about when it comes to hooking up with vampires�