Hell's Son #1-Lazy Son

The problem with being born with expectations is the failure to live up to any. Christopher might be the antichrist but taking over the world and leading the minions of darkness sounds like a lot of work. And while slacking is a sin his supposed dad Lucifer approves of, his lack of goals is a problem. Personally, Christopher would rather just work hard enough to make ends meet—and maybe buy a six-pack. But fate is conspiring against him. For some reason the dead won’t stay in the ground, apparently he’s not an only child, he has sisters and this hot chick he met in the cemetery refuses to sleep with him. It’s time for this lazy prince in waiting to rise to the occasion and embrace destiny—or at least make out with it. I Am The Son Of Perdition, Foretold By Legend And Feared By All Of Mankind. One Day I Will Rule The World With My Army Of Darkness. At Least That's What Christopher Was Told As A Kid By The Satanic Group Worshiping Him. They Raised Him With Visions Of Grandeur, And Spoiled Him Rotten - Until His Mom Got Arrested For Murder. Life Went Down Hill After That. I'm The Antichrist. Where Is The Glory? The Minions? The Women? All He Has Is His Job As A Gravedigger And The Weed He Grows Behind The Mausoleum. And Then It Happens. A Chance Encounter With A Hot Chick Is Followed By The Dead Rising, And He Meets Some Mysterious Force Claiming To Be His Mother. Can This Lazy Prince In Waiting Rise To The Occasion And Embrace Destiny? Being Lucifer's only son shouldn't be so much work. Christopher might be the antichrist but taking over the world and leading the minions of darkness sounds like a lot of work. And while slacking is a sin his supposed dad Lucifer approves of, his lack of goals is a problem. Personally, Christopher would rather just work hard enough to make ends meet—and maybe buy a six-pack. But fate is conspiring against him. For some reason the dead won't stay in the ground, apparently he's not an only child, he has sisters and this hot chick he met in the cemetery refuses to sleep with him. It's time for this lazy prince in waiting to rise to the occasion, maybe start the apocalypse and embrace destiny—or at least make out with it. The problem with being born with expectations is the failure to live up to any. Christopher might be the antichrist but taking over the world and leading the minions of darkness sounds like a lot of work. And while slacking is a sin his supposed dad Lucifer approves of, his lack of goals is a problem. Personally, Christopher would rather just work hard enough to make ends meet & mdash;and maybe buy a six-pack. Fate is conspiring against him. For some reason the dead won't stay in the ground and this hot chick he met refuses to sleep with him. It & rsquo;s time for this lazy prince in waiting to rise to the occasion and embrace destiny & mdash;or at least make out with it