I Hear Voices

After being laid off from her psychic gig, Zelda Dragos decides finding MontezumaвЂTMs lost treasure has to be easier than prying a check out of the stateвЂTMs unemployment office. The fly in the ointment is the tenacious Derek Sloan, an Indiana Jones type, who wants the gold for himself. The first clue in the treasure hunt is an Aztec amulet on display at the Phoenix Art Museum. All Zelda needs to do is “borrow” it for a bit. Unfortunately, Derek has the identical plan. With the help of a holographic diversion featuring the Rock as Montezuma, Zelda zaps him with a stun gun and walks off with the Amulet. Zelda uses all of her tricks to discourage DerekвЂTMs relentless pursuit; a smoke bomb, mace, a hive of angry bees and getting him arrested. Out of options, Zelda finds herself stuck with a partner who thinks she needs a keeper and heвЂTMs just the man for the job. To find the treasure all they have to deal with is an angry Apache Thunder God, Asmoday, the demon king of the Ninth Hell, eight thousand vengeful Aztec spirits and a mummified Aztec warrior. Adding to the mess is ZeldaвЂTMs evil Aunt Sophie and Uncle Dante who wants the treasure for themselves. DanteвЂTMs lethal goons are hot on their trail. Derek and Zelda soon discover love blooms in the weirdest places. Review 4 Stars from Chris at Night Owl Romance: This was a creative, hysterical read that kept coming up with new ways to amuse and amaze. Who knew there were so many ways to ditch a determined man?В The one-line zingers just kept coming at lightening speed and kept the story zooming right along.В The romance between Derek and Zelda was fun as well as steamy. 5 Stars from Dolce at Booked Up: From the very first line I was laughing - Hilarious book. 5 Hearts from Stacy at Sizzling Hot Books - Gail had me laughing, gasping and flipping each page as fast as I could with her witty writing and great storyline. 4 CupsВ from Llaph at Coffee Time - This is a really funny and entertaining read.