I, Pink

Best. Day. Ever. And I deserve it too. More often than not, being a Superhero makes me feel like Im stuck inside a hate-filled Alanis Morrissette song. But there are momentsnot many, but a fewwhen the lifestyle exposes me to things so awesome, so fantastic, so Magickal, that no matter how much the rest of my life may be circling a drain of doom, I just cant help but grin like a kid whos just seen Star Wars for the first time. Yesterday, I helped a Magickal Ward named Ember stand up for what was right. And we slew a dragon (thats right, a freaking dragon). We forced one of the most powerful Magickal Sayers in the world to get compromise-y And then Ember and I totally had sex. And it was awesome. Even with all of the other stuff going onwith this intergalactic Maul person putting a bounty on my head so large that it draws the attention of Deathbot, with HEROES trying to turn the entire city of Prose against me, with Pink hating me because I unintentionally took her powers away (which is something that isnt necessarily for the worst)I just cant help but let nothing worry me as I trudge through the fluffy, snow covered campus of the University of Prose, on my way to class. "Gabe, we need to talk," says M, the alien that I'm irreversibly bonded to. Oh well, so much for that. My name is Gabe Garrison and this is the next volume of my story ...