Playing with myself

Title Page Copyright Notice Dedication 1. Yes, It’s My Real Name, Shut Up 2. Pajama Bottoms 3. Playing with Myself 4. Lip-Syncing for My Life 5. You’re a Gay Man, Charlie Brown 6. Donald Trump Is My Father 7. I’m a Pretty Gurl, Momma 8. Chicken 9. The Prick in the Balloon 10. L’Chaim, Mel Gibson! 11. Goodnight, Irene 12. WTF Rhymes with Orange? 13. Beyond Parody 14. It’s Not Easy Being Green Screen 15. Not Now, Jimmy Kimmel! 16. Viral 17. Seems We Just Get Started and Before You Know It ... 18. ... Comes the Time We Have to Say So Long 19. Pink Glasses 20. Cleanup on Aisle ’10 21. Patti Fucking LuPone 22. Ladies and Gentlemen, My Mother ... 23. What Are You Gonna Do? 24. Me, My Selfie & iPhone Acknowledgments About the Author Newsletter Sign-up Copyright Copyright Title Page Dedication Contents Chapter 1: ‘I’m thinking’ – Oh, but are you? Chapter 2: Renegade perception Chapter 3: The Pushbacker sting Chapter 4: ‘Covid’: The calculated catastrophe Chapter 5: There is no ‘virus’ Chapter 6: Sequence of deceit Chapter 7: War on your mind Chapter 8: ‘Reframing’ insanity Chapter 9: We must have it? So what is it? Chapter 10: Human 2.0 Chapter 11: Who controls the Cult? Chapter 12: Escaping Wetiko Postscript Appendix: Cowan-Kaufman-Morell Statement on Virus Isolation Bibliography Index