Seventy-Two Virgins

To Much Fanfare, The American President Is On An Inaugural Visit To The Houses Of Parliament. Then A Hapless Mp On A Bicycle, Gets Caught Up In The Ferocious Security Arrangements; A Stolen Ambulance Runs Into Trouble With The Westminster Parking Authorities And A Lebanese Man Going By The Name Of Jones Manages To Persuade His Way Through The Barriers. Despite The United Efforts Of The Finest Security Minds, Events Begin To Spin Out Of Control. A Remarkable New Worldwide Reality Television Show Dominates The Airwaves And The Most Unlikely Heroes Emerge. The American President, on a State Visit to Britain is giving a major address to a top-level audience in Westminster Hall. Ferocious security is provided by a joint force of the United States Secret Service and Scotland Yard. Despite the united efforts of the finest security minds, events begin to spin out of control.