Speed Dating

My Vagina's the black hole of the south. Every time I screw a guy he disappears off of the face of the earthsucked into the great beyond where apparently theres no cellphones or social networking. Because of that, I live the one night stand life. Im the revolving door of my apartment complexthe knob that everyone gets to turn once, but its time I tried something new. I dont care if it takes a hundred cocky douche-bags, mommas boys, and minute men, I will find the one for me. Hes out there somewhere, and its only a matter of time before I find him. Speed dating or not