The Complete Sparkling Vampire Parody Collection

When a 104 year old sparkling vampire and a pouty teenager get together, it's a broodfest like none other. But somehow an improbably sappy love affair develops, leading to flights of fanged fancy. Can anything tear this brooding couple apart, or are they destined to dry hump with their eyes for eternity? But if that melodrama isn't enough, this collection features all four sparkling vampire parodies including: "Hey Sparkling Vampire, Let's Get It On," "Hey Shirtless Werewolf, Thanks For The Eye Candy," "Stop This Love Triangle, I'm Getting Off," and "Same Melodrama, All New Lame Ending." Note: These are short irreverent spoofs with serious bite.