The Twits

"To pay Mrs Twit back for the worms in his spaghetti, Mr Twit thought up a really clever, nasty trick . . ." Mr Twit is a foul and smelly man who always has bits of cornflake and sardine in his beard. Mrs Twit is scheming and sly and always thinking of the next horrible trick to play on her husband. The Twits are so ghastly and evil that they even keep Muggle-Wump the monkey and his family captive in their garden. But not for much longer! The monkeys are planning to trick the terrible Twits so that they can escape and put a stop to the frightful pair once and for all! The text in this edition of The Twits was updated in 2022 for young independent readers. Phizzwhizzing New Cover Look And Branding For The World's Number One Storyteller! Mr Twit Is A Foul And Smelly Man With Bits Of Cornflake And Sardine In His Beard. Mrs Twit Is A Horrible Old Hag With A Glass Eye. Together They Make The Nastiest Couple You Could Ever Hope Not To Meet. Down In Their Garden, The Twits Keep Muggle-wump The Monkey And His Family Locked In A Cage. But Not For Much Longer, Because The Monkeys Are Planning To Trick The Terrible Twits, Once And For All . . . And Now You Can Listen To The Twits And Other Roald Dahl Audiobooks Read By Some Very Famous Voices, Including Kate Winslet, David Walliams And Steven Fry - Plus There Are Added Squelchy Soundeffects From Pinewood Studios! Also Look Out For New Roald Dahl Apps In The App Store And Google Play- Including The Disgusting Twit Or Miss! And House Of Twits Inspired By The Revolting Twits. "If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until it looks so ugly you can hardly bear to look at it." How do you outwit a Twit? Mr. and Mrs. Twit are the smelliest, ugliest people in the world. They hate everything - except playing mean jokes on each other, catching innocent birds to put in their Bird Pies, and making their caged monkeys, the Muggle-Wumps, stand on their heads all day. But the Muggle-Wumps have had enough. They don't just want out, they want revenge Mr and Mrs Twit are extremely nasty, so the Muggle-Wump monkeys and the Roly-Poly bird hatch an ingenious plan to give them just the ghastly surprise they deserve! This edition has a great new Quentin Blake cover as well as a whole new exciting end section about Roald Dahl and his world. The misadventures of two terrible old people who enjoy playing nasty tricks and are finally outwitted by a family of monkeys.